My husband couldn't believe I would write a post about this topic but I'd really like to know...........
I do, in fact, I have a gas problem and just let em rip (although I try my best to take Gas X when I'm in a public forum). My sister on the other hand does not fart in front of her husband and the joke is that she just doesn't fart which of course is utter BS since she's my sister and I "know."
Inquiring minds want to know..............Do you fart in front of your spouse?
I do, in fact, I have a gas problem and just let em rip (although I try my best to take Gas X when I'm in a public forum). My sister on the other hand does not fart in front of her husband and the joke is that she just doesn't fart which of course is utter BS since she's my sister and I "know."
Inquiring minds want to know..............Do you fart in front of your spouse?
17 COMMENTS:
I am the sister, and I don't fart ;), my husband can tell you he's never heard me fart, or smelt the after effects, so I must not do it. Almost 16 years of marriage and this still works for me. I would hate for him to experience something that smells like it crawled up my butt and died. Yuck!
My husband and I have no secrets and no subject is taboo.... We have even been known to discuss the different types of farts.... LOL
My wife and I are probably closer to hawksdomain on this topic. After working side by side cleaning up after an infant poop volcano, after I sat by her bed as she was spread out in pain to welcome our child into the world and seeing all that glory, and after sitting by the bedside of a dying relative, there is little that is taboo.
Sure, if we can avoid it, we try not to pass excessive gas near each other, but if we are experiencing gastric distress, or sitting in a car for hours, we do what we have to do.
i don't. but my husband does! ask our toddler daughter who farts with bad smell and she'd tell u instantly it's "dadi!!!"
LOL
Yes, we do fart in front of each other. That is if we ever fart ;o)
Yes I do. He deserves it, too, with all the stink bombs he's dropped on me!
We're approaching a decade together. The only thing that is truly taboo is disrespectful treatment of each other.
Everything else is fair game. ;-)
The day my X and I moved in together, I squatted and let a cheek sneak.
He laughed and said, "I'm glad we got that out of the way."
And it was open-season for farting from then on.
But now, I can honestly say I don't miss him or his windy colon.
Y'all make me laugh and I'm soooo glad there are other people like me out in the blogosphere, you're all great!!!
Yes, but we have "rules". No farting when we are both eating in our recliners. No farting when he is in his recliner and the window by him is open (it blows my way). When out with friends, I don't pass gas (unless it is accidental!) but when we are home, let 'er rip! Everyone farts, including that sister of yours who is in denial! ;)
I don't fart in front of my wife, I don't fart in front of anybody. That has nothing to do with good "upbringing". I simply don't need to fart, or very seldom. But I tell you, there are moments where I would like to fart into some obnoxious persons face.
Flatuation is avoided at all measures, once in a great while an wayward one may escape and contaminate the area at hand... But as a general rule a tight ship is run!!! LOL
LOL love this topic. I have to say that no I have never farted in front of my husband. 13 years together and he still has yet to hear it and by now he has heard both my sisters, my brother and my mother pass gas, but not me. It's a running joke in the family. Now his brother on the other hand has heard me (I didn't know he was laying down in a room when it escaped lol)
Oh, this is so funny!
When my husband and I were dating I left the room to fart. He encouraged me to let 'er rip in front of him, and finally I did.
Heh. He had no idea what a monster he unleashed as I am quite gassy. He said he thought it would be a feminine little squeak, but reality is more like a semi truck downshifting. :)
I so love you for bringing this wonderful topic up!
Honey, I take Glucophage for my diabetes...do you have ANY idea what that stuff does to the old GI tract? Well ask my hubby...he'll tell you that it makes Barb a very, very gassy girl. So yea, we may have only been married 3 years but we are of the "let 'er rip" side of the fence.
I can't imagine trying to put on airs for the one person I trust with everything else. Might as well trust him with my farts, too. LMAO
Yep, we do. He's the worst though and is not allowed to let one rip at the dinner table or in bed. That's when I get steaming mad.
Fart? what is this fart? LOL
cabbage, rotten eggs, or indescribable?
That's my way of saying yes I do, and so does she.
LOL!
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